DEATH TO FALSE PIZZA REAPER SWEATPANTS

Regular price $32.00

These sweatpants were specifically designed for that moment when the bumper stickers and beanies are no longer a strong enough warning. Aerodynamically designed to cut down wind resistance, optimizing the ability and lethality of your roundhouse kick to their sub par pizza's face. Death to False Pizza!
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